• Evan Peters:Hi... wait you look familiar, do I know you?
  • Me:what.
  • Evan Peters:OH! you're that one girl I follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get drunk together. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
  • Me:
  • Evan Peters:
  • Me:
  • Evan Peters:
  • Me:
  • Evan Peters:Hey... are you breathing?

I feel bad for Evan's girlfriend.

  • Her:Hey, how was your photo shoot?
  • Evan:Fine, grabbed a boob, some chick licked my face. The usual.

When you think you type your password in all wrong, but it logs you in anyway.

(via dontgiveuplittlegirl)

trappedinthismurderhouse:

tatelangdonconfessions:

shit ahs fans say.

since i recieved alot of questions of what the video will be like, this is pretty much it. so send your clips and such! i want to put it together by next week. c:

ignore my lack of emotions, i threw this together reaaaaally fast.

OH MY GOD YOU’RE FUCKING PRICELESS. I LOVE YOU.

(Source: keepcalmandcartwheel, via trappedinthismurderhouse-deacti)